Maa ki duwao se dil apna tu molna Aaj meri goad main khel kar kal na Uncha bolna
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
O Friend....Tussi Na Jao....
In The Day and Nights
In The Whims Of Life.....O Friend......
O Friend..
In The Distance , Far Away,
It Flotes, It Moves,
In The Troubled Wnknown;
In The Distance Far Far Away...............
O Friend.......
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Wo shakhs jO meri PehchaN tha...
Mera Weham Tha Ya Wo Mera GuMan Tha...
De ker Zakham wo Marham Rakhta Tha...
Ban Raha tha ya waqai itna Nadan tha??
Mujh se Bichar Gaya tha Wo Ik Raat...
Wo shakhs jO meri PehchaN tha...
Kash K Wo Mil Jaye humko eY HumDam...
Kitna Is Dil KO ArMaan Tha...
Khuda Ko Chahte To Kuch Mil Bhi Jata...
Humne Chaha jIs kO Wo Ek InsaaN Tha...
Saturday, February 6, 2010
@@@ A MERI ZINDAGI @@@
Abhi in aankho ne dekha hi kya hai
Abhi is dil ne chaha hi kya hai
Abhi to aashaon ne aasmano ko chhuna bhi nhi sikha
Abhi aarzoo ne hawaon ke sath udna bhi nhi sikha
Apne khaabo me mai bhi rang bharlu
Agar chand saanse tu ada karde to
Ay meri zindagi
Tu jo thodi si wafa karde to.......
Abhi dosto se adhuri rahi bate to puri karlu
Abhi mere aapno se gale to mil lu
Abhi kuchh adhure kaam pure to karlu
Abhi jo paya hoon uske sajde to karlu
Jiska kabse intezar hai uske liye thoda aur tadap lu
Agar chand saanse tu ada karde to
Ay meri zindagi
Tu jo thodi si wafa karde to.......
Written By : Karam Sohi
Saturday, November 28, 2009
##### EK CHOTA SA SAPNA #####
Ek Chota Sa Sapna,
Roz Ata hay Rat Main,
Najane kyun Pukarta hay Mujhe,
Kuch Karne Ke Lea.
Sapna Mein Ata Kuch Chaera,
Mangta Hay Sirf Khana-Kapra,
Sayed Is Aarman Se,
Hum Milke banayenge Ek Naya Jahan.
Sapne Mein hay Ek Aysa Desh,
Jaha Sabko Milta Khana-kapra,
Koy nahi Raheta Bhukha-Nanga,
Har Ghar Mein Jalta Siksha Ki Diya.
Sapna Mein hay Ek Aysa jahan,
Na Hay Koi Jhadra unha,
Sabko Milta Khushiya Sara,
Sabko lagta Bahut hi Aapna.
Dilo mein hay Sau Chahate,
Firvi mailta Nahi chain Mujhe,
Na jane Kab pura Hoga,
Mera Sapna Ki Ye Dasta....
Written by : Subhrajoti Roy
@@ Ek Adhura Love Story @@
Ek aise ladke ki kahani hain yeh
Pyar karta hain ek ladki se
Lekin bol nahin paya yeh baat
Shayad na bhi kahein,
Bas dekhta hi jaye us ladki ka chehra
Aur soche kitne hi ankahee baatein
Aur kehne ke liye yeh baat intezar kare har waqt
Kat jaye kitne din, kitne mahine-saal
Ek nayi umang liye woh aaye har din
Lekin jama hote hain kitne dard har din
Nakaami ne kar diya uska jeena duswar
Phir bhi woh rehta hain chehre pe hansi liye
Sehta hain saare dard
Lungs mein nicotine
Jama Hote hain har roz
Has kar aage badhe woh maut ke dware
Koi usse jaante ho??
Woh aaj bhi khada hain
Lekar kitni ashayein
Kab uska pyar
Usse lega kheench apni or
Ya kho jayega kahin door??
Written By : Subhrajoti Roy
Thursday, November 26, 2009
######## khamoshi ########
Khamoshi ko sunkar dekho,
iski bhi jubaan hoti hai,
lamha lamha tanha-si,
jaane kab kahaan hoti hai,
khamoshi ko sunkar dekho,iski bhi jubaan hoti hai,
khamoshi ke aangan mein,
tanhaiyaan jawaan hoti hai,
tanhaiyon ke saaye mein,
saari khushiyaan fannaa hoti hai,
khamoshi ko sunkar dekho,iski bhi jubaan hoti hai,
khamoshi lagti sapne si,
aati hai aur jaati hai,
per rahti hai jab tak ye,
apne aap se milati hai,
khamoshi ko sunkar dekho,iski bhi jubaan hoti hai,
khamoshi mein doob ke dekho,
apne aap se mil paoge,
bheed se juda hokar,
her hakkikat ko jhutlaoge,
khamoshi ko sunkar dekho,iski bhi jubaan hoti hai,
lamha lamha tanha si jaane kab kahaan hoti hai,...............
Written By : Anjali Sharma
Tum Kaha-Main kaha
Nishwa Kya Ho Mujhe
Kitna Bedardi se
Udasin ye Dil firvi
Dhunda hay sirf tumhein.
Janta Nahi hoon kaha pe ho tum
Hay Kitna Duriya
Mera Kavita ka Har Panna
Ud Ud ke Jayega unha.
Kitna Aarmano Se banaya Tha Jo Paper Boat
Chod Dea Aj Usko dard Ki Sagar mein
Dub Gaya Wo Nau Sayed
Gum ki Lahero Mein.
firvi Dilo Mein hay Chahate
Yad Karunga Dubara
Chahe Hay Aj Kitna Fasla
Aj Tum Kaha Main kaha.....
Written By: Subhrajoti Roy
Saturday, November 21, 2009
***** Na Main Heer, Na Tu Hai Raanjha *****
Mile Jo Ranjha Ban Kar Mujhe Tum
Husn Mera, Ho Gaya Kaatil Tera
Koyal Jaisi Meethi Hai Aawaaz Teri
Bhar Ke Aankho Me Ajeeb Si Shararat
Chal Pade Hum Anjaan Safar Par
Khabar Hui Mujhe Aur Zamaane Ko
Siya Tune Zakhmo Ko Kaanto Se
Heer Raanjha Ki Daastaan Se
Written By Sana Ahmad
@@@ LAHOO KE RANG LAL @@@
Dost,aur kitna sahoge dard?
Aur kitna bahaoge khoon?
Aur kitna doge balidaan?
Dost,aur kitna dekhoge ansoo?
Aur kitna Khali hoga maaon ki kok?
Aur kitna Jharega naya jeevan?
Ab ghadi aa gayi mudke khade honeka ,
Ab ghadi hain Kuchh karke dikhaneka,
Yeh ghadi hain jawab deneka.
Doston hum nahin hain akele,
Saath hain hazaaron shaheedon ki khoon,
Kitne dard, kitna aahate, sau sau zakhm.
Dost ghadi aa gayi eksaath ladneka,
Khoon ke pyaase bheriyon ko maar ke bhagane ka,
Ek naya duniya basane ka.
Saathi Mare Aaj khade ho jao,
Ek Saath chalo,
Aaj Ek Saath Gaao
Sathi Mare, lahoo ka Rang Lal,
Bhor ka Suraj bhi Lal,
Hamare Jhande ka Rang bhi Lal
Lal Jhande ke niche khade ho kar aaj lo Ek Shapath,
Hum log hi Banayenge Aaj Ek naya Bharat.
Written By: Subhrajoti Roy(With the Help of Simanta Roy)
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
@@@ PAPER BOAT @@@
AS a Child I Made a Paper Boat
And Set It Sail in a Little Stream
The Stream Marged into The River
the river Marged into the Ocean
Oh Boatman ! Have You Seen My Paper boat??
Is The Paper Boat Still Sailing?
The Blue Paper Boat
Shailing To The Tune Of the Waves
Carrying The Passion Of The Ocean
And Carring The Maseage For you
On a Burnt out Afternoon
In a red, Shiny Ocean
Carring All Ma Dreams
Oh Boatman ! Have U seen My Paper Boat??
Is it Still Sailing?
Written by : Subhrajoti Roy
@@@ Anjan Raho Pe @@@
Zindagi Behta hua nadia jaisi
guzra hua yaade woh door para hai
asimit vastab dekhata hai raho
jis raho pe tum hum chal raha hai sab......
lakshya ka hasil karne ki ek hi upaai
let's turn around in the unknown road of dream....
choti si swapne ko lekar nama hoon raho pe
par aj wo swapna tutgaya bin waja
tut gaya nind......har dikh khamosh...
Today I only try to Identify Human Being................
Written By : Subhrajoti Roy
Sunday, November 15, 2009
******** Hai Zara Sa Safar *****
Guzar Jai Ga Ye Bhi
Dhoop Ki Tapish Mein
Saya Bhi Mil Jai Ga
Badal Jo Roya Aaj Buhat
Kaal Wohi Muskare Ga
Ye Kisa Hawa Ka Choor
Pathar Dilo Ko Toora
Zindagi Ke Hazar Rasto mein
Meri manzil ko rasta mila
Akhari Khwahish jo the meri
Us ko sahil ka kinara mila
Written By Sana Ahmad
Titliyan Hawaon Mein Ud Rahe Hai
Apne Apne Ghar Ko Laut Rahe Hai
Baadal Chhaanaa Hai Charo Taraf
Baa-Mushqil Raste Talash Karna Hai
Tanha Hain Sab, Mele Ki Bhiid Mein
Aur Manzil ki Aahato se bekhabar hai
Rasta Chahe kitna Bhi Taveel Ho
Khoshish Hai Un ki, Manzil ko Pana Hai
Jaana Hai Jaana Hain, Apne Ghar Ko
Badalo se ladkar apne manzil ko pana hai
Andhi ho, toofan ho, ya ambar ka selab ho
Rahna hai tayar, apne ghar ko jaana hai
Written By Sana Ahmad
Saturday, November 14, 2009
MUSKAN
Kisi ko dost ki.. kisi ko pyaar ki.. kisi ko chahat ki .. aur kisi ko APNO ki ...
Bass ek Apna joh sirf Apna ho ..shayad aur kuch bhi nahii!!
Yeh duniya hai bahut badi..
tum kaha me kaha pata nahi
Ek talash me nikli hoon
miloge tum ya nahi..
Yahan ho tum wahan ho tum
kidhar ho tum pata nahi
Dur se dekha to pass the tum
Pass aayi toh Dur huye tum..
Dil doondta hai tumhe yahin kahin
bata toh doh miloge tum ya nahi
Ek talash main hoon aaj bhi
Mil sako toh mil jana kabhi yahin !!
Written By : Muskan ........Muskan-e-dil which is alwayz actual Muskan
KHUSHI
Ajab Haal Hai Mere Dil Ki KHUSHI Ka,
Hua Hai Karam Mujh Pe Jab Se Kisi Ka.....
Mohabbat Meri Yeh Dua Mangati Hai,
Tere Saath Taye Ho Safar Zindagi Ka....
Na Do Mujh Ko Paighamein Tark-e-talluq,
Kuchh Ehsaas Karlo Meri Bebasi Ka...
Mera Dil Na Todo Zara Itna Socho,
Munaseeb Nahi Todna Dil Kisi Ka....
Tumhe Ab Taras Mujh Pe Aaya To Kya Hai,
Bharosa Nahi Ab Koi Zindagi Ka.....
Abhi Aap Waqif Nahi DOSTI Se,
Na Izhaar Farmaaye DOSTI Ka....
Na Aana KHUSHI Unki Baaton Main Harghiz,
Nahi Hai Jahaan Main Bharosa Kisi Ka....
Ajab Haal Hai Mere Dil Ki KHUSHI Ka,
Hua Hai Karam Mujhe Pe Jasb Se Kisi Ka.......
Written By : Khushi Shah
Jab nhi padega mera kadam is Dharti mein..
Jab nhi padega mera kadam is Dharti mein..
tab kaun yad rakhoge?
kon Mujhe pukaroge?
Tut jayega sab nata...
tutega sab rista
bhul jaoge sab kon tha main
kaha se aya tha main
tab ruk jayega ye ansoo
mit jayega ye Bachaini
bas rahe jayega kuch gujre waqt ke yaden
firvi yad nhi aunga kabhi kisi ke ankho mein banke Sapne
jab nhi Padega mera kadam is dharti mein
tab kaun Yad rakhoge mujhe?
Written By : Subhrajoti Roy
Monday, September 21, 2009
########## betiyaan ############
ugg jati hai betiyan.
khaad pani beto ko,
aur lehlahati hai betiyan.
everest ki uchayion tak,
dhkele jate hai bete.
aur chad jati hai betiyan.
rulate hai bete.,
or roti hai betiyan.
kayi tarah girate hai bete,
aur sambal leti hai betiyan.
sukh ke swapan dikhate hai bete,
jeewan ka yatharath hai betiyan.
jeewan to beto ka hai,
or mari jati hai betiyan...............
Written By : Manmeet Kaur
Saturday, September 19, 2009
FRIENDSHIP
hahahaha frnds m going to write on a topic…which is u can say an unexpressed feeling.
but m trying to express some of my views on this ……..
friendship …as every person in this world have their own definition for life,same for friendship also.
But as the 1 common thing of all definations of life is breathing…same for friendship..1 common thing of all friendships’s definations is dat k “FRIENDSHIP IS THE IDENTITY OF EVERYONE N NO ONE CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT IT “.
A PRINCIPAL FRUIT OF FRIENDSHIP IS THE EASE & DISCHARGE OF THE FULNES & SWELLING OF THE HEART-Francis Bacon.
so lets start from morning…
when morning word come…the first word which strike in our mind is Sun bt friends we all know k sun has no identity ,no use in our life without its friend sunrays. So it has nothing without its friendship with light n sunrays..
even its friend rays also have sun preceding them n become sunrays for us….
Now flowers…main identity of flowers is also from their friend fragrance…
N also fragrance always identified by flowers name…
So both r uncomplete without each other…
Even our two important daily use things brush n toothpaste also uncomplete without each other..hahahahaha funy example..
Many more examples are there ….
Even human being started living in friendship from very beginning of his life.
His first friend is mother .. our best friend..
When he goes to garden, then also have friends around him.
When goes to school for first time, he seeks for friend…
The most innocent form of friendship is school friends…
So…
SO MANY HANDS IN 1 TIFIN BOX
SO MANY TALKS ON 1 BENCH
SO MANY TALKS ON 1 DAY 9T
SO MANY TEARS 4 one LITTLE FIGHT
FRIENDS ..D BEST PART OF LIFE…
Then at every step of life he first looks for friends,n friends r also stands aside him always.
Last bt not least
FRIENDSHIP IS NOT ABOUT “ITS UR FAULT”
ITS ABOUT ”SORY BOL CHUP CHAP”
ITS NOT ABOUT ”CAN I BORROW THIS”
ITS ABOUT ”OYE MAINE LE LIYA”
ITS NOT ABOUT ”CAN I SHARE UR TIFFIN”
ITS ABOUT ”OYE TERE LIYE THODA CHHOD DIYA H”
ITS NOT ABOUT HWS UR STUDIES GOING ON”
ITS ABOUT ”AAJKAL BDA NEWTON BAN RAHA H SUDHAR JA”
I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT MY FRIENDS..NOT BCOZ I LOVE THEM…BCOZ THEY ARE THE NECESSITY OF MY LIFE……..A TRUTH OF EVERIONE’S LIFE………
Written By : Karam Sohi
Jane Kab.......
jane kab tumne viraan zindagi se andhere mitaye...
jane kaha se tum baharo k mausam laye..
jane kaha se tum foolo ki khusboo laye...
jane kaise tumne dil k dard mitaye...
jane kaise tumne khushiyo k raste dikhaye...
jane kyu tum jine ki tamnna le aaye....
jane kyu tum mere sapno pe chhaye...
jane kab tum meri zindagi me aaye...
jane kab tumne viran zindagi se andhere mitaye...
jane kab.......
jane kab.......
Written By : Karam Sohi
--------DOSTI---------
Badi mushkil se achhe lagte hain loog
Iss matlabi aur swarthi duniya me
Badi mushkil se milte hain eyse sanyog
Dosti to bina dor ki bandhi hoti hai
Choti si naadani bhi aandhi ka roop le leti hai
Har koi khoon ka pyasha hai
Badi muskil se koi paraya bhi aapna sa lagta hai
Ham to bujhe hue lakdi ki tarah hain
Jisme dhuan hi dhuan hai
Doston ki phoonk se aag sulagti hai
Warna ham to kab ke bujhe hue hain
Written By : Ankit Jha
Din----- raat never meet
kahin rat se divas mila hai
Aur divas se raat
mere liye yahi achhi hai
ushakal ki baat.
main aaun tum jati hauo
kaisa madhur milan hai
tumhre adharo par muskahat
dhadkat mera man hai
Khushi jhoom kar prakat kar rahe
ve peepal ke pat
Mere liye yehi achhi hai
Usha kal ki baat.
Written By : Dr. Satyendra Singh
Friday, September 18, 2009
kitna aasan hai kahna bhool jao.........
Kaise kah den ki tumko bhool gaye yad aati hai dil dhadakta hai
jindagi ab bhi kuchh udaas si hai, koi nasoor sa sisakta hai
Written By : Dr. Satyendra Singh
SILENT LOVE
Waiting for someone whom i never saw,
My eyes met him,
But we didn't talk
Sometimes he held a few roses,
for someone whom i never saw,
I looked at him
He looked at me
But we didn't talk.
It was the routine And I daily saw him waiting,
Waiting for someone whom i never saw,
We looked each other we smiled,
But we never talked.
One day he was not waiting there,
wasn't waiting for someone
whom i never saw,
i feared he would never come and it was true,
It was only then i realised
it was me for whom he waited and held a few roses
Yes, it was a SILENT LOVE.
Written By : Ritu Kamboj
Meri Khwaabo KI Tasveer
Meri khwaabo ki tasveer adhuuri rah gayi,
Bata tu kaun hai aur kahan se aati hai ab to!
Ajeeb dard main mubtala hoon main ab,
Roz merey sapno ko jaga kar jaati hai ab to !
Sawal hai merey bahut se, jawab ek bhi nahi,
Ulajhta hu main roz inhee sawaalo se ab to !
Teri shafaq jaisi surat nazar aati hai mujh ko,
Teri hansi mere man ko bhaa jaati hai ab to !
Tu mohabbat ki kiran ban kar aati hai is dil ko,
Aur mere wajud ko hila kar chali jaati hai ab to!
Tu mat le mera imtehan ke main dub jaauu us me,
Main roz ladta hu tujh se apney khawobo main ab to!
Roz ek hi sawal karta hoon main tujh se……………….
Bata de ab tu, tu kaun hai, mat le mera imtehan ab to!
Ek aawaaz atey hai us ki , aur khaamoshi ko tod jaati hai,
Tadpa deti hai mujh ko , aur ek hi pal main keh jaa to, ab to
Main wo hu jo tere darwaze pe roz dastak deti hai
Aur waapis laut jaati hai apni majburi ke sath ab to !
Main behte huey paani ki tarah rukti nahi hu ab ,
Tere saare khwaabo usey main bhe jatey hai ab to !
Tere saare sawaalo ke jawab mil gaye honge ab tujh ko,
Koi aur naya sawal ho to woh bhi kar jaa mujh se ab to!
Written By : Sana Ahmad
Mare Priya
Khud Se Bahut Jada Chata Hoon Main Tumhe
Tumhare Siwa yeh Bat bolun vi Aur Kise,
Dil Chahta Hay Bolne ko Par Bol nahi Paya,
Pad Lo Naa Dil ki Bat mere Dil Ki Kitab se.
Tum Bin main jeeunga nahi ek din ek Pal
Tum bin main hoon bahut Udasin,
Tumne laye Pyar ki leher mare Jeevan mein,
Bebashi yeah Dil tumhe hi Dhund ta hu Har Pal.
Tumhare Wo do Nayan mein Pagal kayee Ashiq,
Usi Nayano ne hi chura lee meri raaton ki neend,
Tum hi ho khwabo ki shehjadi, Tum hi ho meri jaan,
Tum hi ho Sajni mare, Tum hi meri pehchan.
Bolun aur kya Khud apne muh se,itna pyar jatata hu,
tumhe chot lagti hai to mai baukhla jata hu,
samjho mere dil ko,padho meri jubaan,
jaano apne dil se, ki main tumse kita pyaar karta hu.
Written By : Subhrajoti Roy
Tum Bin............
आंखों में तुम ही समाये
दुआओं में है यही खवाहिश
की हर जनम में तुमको पाये।
लम्हे जो तुमने दिए है
साँसों में मेरे बसे हैं
बातें tumhari labbon per
हर pal sajaye हुए है।
आ jao लौट कर तुम ये दिल कह रहा है...........................
तुम बिन जिया jaye कैसे
कैसे जिया जाए तुम बिन
सदियों से लम्बी है raatein
सदियों से लंबे हुए दिन
आ jao लौट कर तुम ये दिल कह रहा है..........................
sapno me tum hi ho shamil
aankhon me tum hi samaye
duwaon me hai yahi khwaish
ki har janam me tumko payen
lamhen jo tumne diye hain
baaten tumhari labon par
har pal sajaye hue hain
aa jao lout kar tum ye dil kah raha hai............
tum bin jiya jaye kayse
kayse jiya jaye tum bin
sadiyon se lambi hain raatein
sadiyon se lambe hue din
aa jao lout kar tum ye dil kah raha hai.........
Written By : Anjali Sharma
Koi deewana kahta hai
koi pagal samjhta hai
magar dharti ki baicheni ko bus badal samjhta hai,
main tujhse door kaisa hoon
tu mujhse door kaisi hai,
ye mera dil samjhta hai ya tera dil samjhta hai,
koi deewana kahta hai koi pagal samjhta hai..........
mohhabat ek ehsaaso ki pawan si kahani hai
kabhi kabeera deewana tha
kabhi meera deewani hai,
yahaan sab log kahte hain meri aankhon mein aansoo hai
jo tu samjhe to moti hai,jo na samjhe to paani hai,
koi deewana kahta hai koi pagal samjhta hai.............
bhrmar koi kumudini per machal baitha to hungama,
hamare dil mein koi khwaab pal baitha to hungama
abhi tak doob ke sunte the sab kissa mohhabat ka,
main kisse ko haqeekat mein badal baitha to hungama,
koi deewana kahta hai koi pagal samjhta hai......
Written By : Anjali Sharma
Mere bachpan ke din
tab to sirf khilone toota karte the,
vo khushiyan bhi jaane kaise thi
titali ko pakad ke uchla karte the,
paav maar ke khud baarish ke paani mein
khud ko bhigoya karte the,
ab to ek aansoo bhi rula jaate hai....
tab to dil khol ke roya karte the....
bachpan ke din bhi kya din the
dil khol ke jeeya karte the.......
bachpan ke din........
Written By : Anjali Sharma
Good humor...if u understand
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email".
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Some Company!"
Written By : Shyama
ROZ SAPNO MEIN AYA KARO.........
Woh Kehte hai Humse, " Roz Sapno Mein Aayaa karo”,
Chupke Se Aakar, Mere Dil Ko Chhoo kar jaayaa karo.
Ab to yuun Roz khwaabon Mein Guftagu Ki Aadat See Ho Gayi hai.
Aur dil mein Milne Ki Chaahat aur bhi badh Gayi hai.....
Khwaabon mein Jab Woh Humse Hote hai Ru-Ba-Ru,
Mulaqaton Ki badh jaati hai Aarzoo...........
Mulaaqaton Ka Silsila Kuchh Yuun Chalta Raha khwaabon mein,
Kareebi Mein Bhi Jaise Faasla Badhta Raha khawaabon main......
Humne thaam liya unhe ki Khwaab kahin toot naa jaaye,
Baahon mein meri dekh apane aapko woh yuun muskuraaye....
Written By : Shadow Of The Moon
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Bhaaiii Ka Resume, Solid hai baap !!!!
Bhai Ka Resume
Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA) , August 1996.
Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors & Achievements:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.
References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai ,
apun chal rela hai abb... locha hoinga tou number chipkane kya... kyaaaaa???
Written By : f@!Z
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Zakhmi Dil
Humse Naata Tod Gaye
Haqeeqat Mein Milna Namumkin Tha
Khwabon Mein Bhi Aana Chhod Gaye
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Woh Paani Ki Boond Hain
Jo Aankhon Se Beh Gaye
Aansoo Toh Woh Hain
Jo Tadap Kar Aankhon Mein Hi Reh Gaye
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Aap Gairon Ki Baat Karte Hain
Humne Apno Ko Aazmaya Hain
Aap Kaanton Ki Baat Karte Hain
Humne Phoolon Se Zakhm Khaya Hain
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Har Baat Zubaan keh Paati Agar
Aankhon Ke Isharein Kyun Hote ?
Samajhte Agar Isharein Humare Tum
Palkon Pe Yeh Aansoo Kyun Hote ?
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Dil Se Khelne Ka Hunar Nahin Hain Hum Mein
Isliye Ishq Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gaye
Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe Pyaar Tha Bahut
Isliye Hume Zinda Hi Maar Gaye
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Mat Roko Is Behte Dard Ko
Saza Hain Yeh Kisike Intezar Ki
Kehlo Inhein Ashq Ya Deewangi
Yeh Toh Nishani Hain Kisike Pyaar Ki
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Tum Milo Ya Na Milo
Milne Ka Gham Nahin
Tum Paas Se Nikal Jao
Toh Milne Se Kam Nahin
Maana K Tumhein Qadar Nahin Hain Hamari
Par Unse Puchho Jise Hum Haasil Nahin
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Yaad Karte Hain Jab Unhein
Yaadon Se dil Bhar Aata Hain
Kabhi Saath Jiya Karte The Hum
Aaj Milne Ko Dil Taras Jaata Hain
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Is Qadar Na Har Baat Yaaron Se Puchho
Jo Baat Hain Raaz Ki Woh Isharon Se Puchho
Lehron Se Khelna Toh Shaukh Hain Samunder Ka
Chot Lagti Hain Kaisi Yeh Kinaaron Se Puchho
Written By : Simanta Roy(SIM)
Kambakhht Mohabbat
bas itna sa fasana hain,
masoom mohabbat ka
bas itna sa fasana hain,
gf ka ghar khali hain aur
mujhe office jaana hain
Written By : Simanta Roy (SIM)
Friday, September 11, 2009
############# ADAAT##############
Ab hamein gummo ko pine ki aadat ho gayi hai.
Yeh duniyan deti hai zhakham humein
Apne zhakhamo ko sehne ki aadat ho gayi hai
Roz unse milne ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Jaante hai wo nhi mile ge raho main
Phir bhi unki galliyon se gujarne ki aadat ho gayi hai
Vo chod chale hai humein is jagah se
Ab unki yaad main jeene ki aadat ho gayi hai
Vo humein kasam khila gaye the na rone ki
Ab to aansu pine ki aadat ho gayi hai
Mar rahe hai hum unki yaad main har pal
Ab pal pal marne ki aadat ho gayi hai
Na jaane kab wo humein apne pass bulayege
Issi intzaar ki ab to aadat ho gayi hai.
Written By : Manmeet Kaur
.............Sacha Dost Koun..................
.
Zindagi ke har safar par
bahut utaar chadaav aate hai
log aate hai dekhte hai
muskurate hai or chale jate hai
lekin sache dost wohi kehlate hai
jo door reh kar bhi apna farz nibhate hai...................
Written By : Manmeet Kaur
11 rules of life...gr8 if understood........
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.
Written By : Shyama
Worth Readin
Its:SUROOR
wonderng how?
thts bcoz.....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Aaila!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige guess y??
they gave a solid reason Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
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6 ) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
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9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come ' palakrishnan.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets nops
salt nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei........
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits,what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?
think
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socho socho
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the answer is
They Both Are Not a Banana!
Written By : Shyama
Geometric luv lettr
MY DEAR LUV,
YSTRDY I WAS PASSING BY UR RECTANGULAR HOUSE IN TRIGONOMETRIC LANE.....
THERE I SAW U WIT UR CUT CIRCULAR FACE,CONICAL NOSE AND SPHERICAL EYZ.......
today u wer looking
tan c/sin c
=sin c/cos c.sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c
b4 seein u my heart was a null set ,
but wen a vector of magnitude 4m ue eyes deviated of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it diffrentiated.......
my love 4 u is a quadratic equation with real roots,
wch only u can solve by making it a simple equation.......
Written By : Shyama
##########A modern student##############
With skin tight jeans and puffed up hair,
a modern student roams here and there.
he loves to keep his hair fully dry,
and puffs out cigarette smoke to the sky.
he talks of pictures whole day long,
always humming some disco song.
the colz is just his picnic place,
where he passes his time without grace.
never does he bother to attend the class,
but is fond of gossips and rude remarks.
he plays deliberately some movie band,
holding a mobile phone in his hand.
he doesn't care whether a sister or a brother,
continous to abuse one another.
in the teenage ,he used to have a girlfriend,
nobody knows ,from where he takes the money to spend.
notes,he never prepares from his book,
only needs a degree by hook or by crook.
remember oh! modern student,
education is to make u decent and noble,
entangle not in things insipid and ignoble.
Written By : Manmeet Kaur
tots/collection....
a fine is tax 4 doing wrong
a tax is a fine for doing well
2]if u can solve ur problem,
thn wtz d need f worrying?
if u cnt solve it ,
thn wtz d use f worryin?
think again
3]easily achieved things do not stay longer
things wch stay longer r nt easily achieved
4]u hv 2 options in lyf......
ACCEPT/CHANGE
so ACCEPT wat u cant change
OR
CHANGE wat u cant accept
5]hope n end both r unavoidable realities f lyf
bt v do hv a choice....v cn live lyf either as a
HOPELESS END
OR
as an ENDLESS HOPE
6]hardwork is like steps........
luck is like lift.......
at sumtym possibly lift may fail......
but
steps vl alwz tke u 2 d top{^_^}
Written By : Shyama
read it....
holy..
truthful........
pure....
dtz y wen boys say i love u,........
gals remove dier sandals:):):)!!!!!!
Written By : Shyama
lolllzzz..read it
student:....Nahe pata
friend:i"ll xplain...
student:ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho......
to use kehte hain ........
auto_mein_takli
Written By : Shyama
.........if u want.............
If u want to live,
live a simple and pure life.
if u want to win,
win the hearts of others.
if u want to see,
see towards ur future.
if u want to love,
love ur motherland.
if u want to seek,
seek ur aim.
if u want to leave,
leave ur bad habbits.
if u want to do something,
do something for others.
if u want to follow,
follow good paths.
if u want to be proud,
proud up on ur country.....................
Written By : Manmeet Kaur
*********************hope************************
but still i want to try
i know i can't reach the sun
but thinking about it is always fun
i know i can't always win
but trying to win isn't a sin
i know i can't be the best
but it does not allow me to rest
i know i can't get love from everyone
but i am happy to be loved by at least someone
i know i can't do magic
but i don't think it's so tragic
i know i can't get light everywhere
but finding ways in the dark i do dare
i know things may go wrong
but then it won't last for too long
i know today is full of sorrows
but then i'll wait for happy tomorrows..............
Written By : Manmeet Kaur
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Tari Yaden.......
Bujh gayi hai saari roshni jab se tum gaye ho
Andheron ke saaye mein hai rooh meri
Roshni ne chhora daaman jab se tum gaye ho.
Dil ki duniya khali hai tab se,jab se tum gaye ho
Sab aane se darte hain yahan,jab se tum gaye ho
Sheeshe mein dekhta hoon chehra apna to ro deta hoon
Kissi ne na poonche aansoo jab se tum gaye ho.
Khamosh ho chuki hai zubaan jab se tum gaye ho
Meri aankhon mein toote hue sapne kuch de gaye ho
Unhi sapno mein ab zindagi ki guzzar karta hoon
Us khawab ko toda nahin jab se tum gaye ho.
Dour jab tum mujh se ho to yeh khyal aata hai
Kya meri tarah tum bhi aahein bhar rahe ho
Phir jab aati hain mujhe hichkiyan
Yeh sochta hoon keh tum mujhe yaad kar rahe ho.
Zinda hoon main yahan to teri hi khatir
Ke maut bhi aati nahin hai jab se tum gaye ho
Akelapan hai bas ab mere saath
Khushiyan to tum se thien,tum unko le gaye
Written By : Subhrajoti Roy
2224........A True Love Story
Ek Jail me sab Mujhrim Line me khara hay. Jailor Sab sab Mujhrimo ka Number Chk kar raha hay.Wo Dekh raha hay ki koi mujrim missing to nhi hay........
"2224" Jailor Sab Pukara.....
Ek 21 sal ka ladka reply dea..Yes Sir....
Jailor Sab ek bar uske taraf dekha And Jailor Sab ki Chara ki rang Badal gaya.Wo aur us jaga pe Khara nhi rahe paya. Jane se Pahale Usne us "2224" number ki Mujrim ko bola thore der bad mera office me ake mujhse milo.........
Aj 24th Decembar.Pura Sahar X-Mas occation ki lea saj utha hay.Sirf Us Jail Me Khamoshi.....Sab jayse bahut Udas......
Jailor ab Uska office me Cilling ki taraf dekhraha tha Aur Kuch Soch raha tha. Thik usi time Wo 2224 no wala mujrim unke amne hazir ho gaya.Uko dekh ke Jailor sab usko bola...."Aao Rony, Mare Pas Ake Baitho"
Par Wo 2224 no ka Mujrim bola"Mr. Singh, Rony nam se dakne ki adhikar aapka nhi hay.....I Am only Ranbir Kapor "
Jailor:"Sorry Ranbir, Par tum kyun avi taq kyun Chup ho,Avi taq samay hay,tum sab sach bol do"
Ranbir:"Sach To Adalat me Prove ho gaya.....Aap aur kon sach janna chate ho?"
Jailor:"Beta ,Main aj 20 sal jailor ki post me hoon......Kon Mujrim nhi hay ye Kanun ki Ankh me na dekhe to vi main dekh sakta hoon. tumhara wo do ankhe bata raha hay tum mujrim nhi ho.Tum kyun dusro ko jurm ki saja khud le rahe ho.Tum firse Samaj me laut sakte ho........."
Ranbir:"Aap kis samaj me laut jane ki bat kar rahe ho.....us samaj me jo hatho se phool kar lea n uske jaga Handcug pahanya dea......! Agar laut vi jaun to ye 2224 number mera picha nhi chorega. Officer ye 2224 hi mera Parichai ho gaya.....Ab main sirf ek number ban gaya......"
Jailor:"Beta ye 2224 ko sab bhul jayega....jo asli mujrim hay usko ye number dela do. Sab tumhara ye Parichoy bhul jayega"
Ranbir:"Par Main kayse bhulunga Officer.....Ye number mera jeevan ka sabkuch chura lea hay, sare ummido ko khatam kar dea hay......mera Marry ko Chura lea hay...!!!!"
Ranbir aur kuch bil nhi paya......Khamosh ho gaya..........
{Flash Back}
Colleage Chutti hua.Kuch Ladka-Ladki ek sath gappe marte marte aa raha hay.Unlogo ko Piche Safed Dress me ek Anjel jaysa sundar ladki aa raha hay. Uska piche piche ek Ladka daur ke aya n bola......."Marry , tum aj itna age class se kyun nikal gaya?"
Marry:"Unha pe Sab ladki unlogo ka bf ko gift de raha hay. Main to mera Rony ko itna chota toufa nhi de sakta is lea unha se chala aya......."
Rony:"To tum tumhara bf ko kya doge?"
Tab mary , Rony ka gal me kiss kya n bola "Yeah"
Tabhi unlogo ka ek common frnd Tony aa gaya n bola:"Marry X-Mas to both of u"
Rony:"Same to u"
Tony:"Chal yr, sab milke kahi ghum ne chale"
Marry:"Good Idea...kya bolte ho Rony"
Rony:"Done"
Ladki logo ko ek Jeep me uthya gaya n Ladka log sab Bike pe.......Sab kuch thik hi tha. Sab bahut maje me tha. Par Suddenly Tony bike ko controll nhi kar paya n Rony ki Bike ko Jor se thok dea........Rony bahut buri tarika se jakham ho gaya.
sab Dosto Tony ko dantne lag gaye....Tab Rony ne bola:"Are Tony ne jan bujh ke thore hi kya, It's an Accident, Am ok now......bas thora aram ki zarurat hay"
Ayse hi kuch din bith gaya.Clg khatam ho gaya.....Rony n Marry ka sadi thik ho gaya.............
Par Tabhi ho gaya Wo Hadsha..........
Marry ka Dady ek kam ke lea Rony ko unke sath milne ko lea bola.Rony , Tony ko sath le ke Marry ka ghar aya.Tab Sham ki 8 baje........
Marry Ka Daddy Ka Nam Mr. Bijoy Chopra.....Short Mr. Chopra......
Mr . Chopra:"Beta Rony, tum Zaldi Regestry Kar lo.Kyun ki Main aur jada din is dunia me nhi hoon. Mujhe Cancer ho gaya.Is lea main tumko sab Kuch de ke Nischit ho jaunga.tum to jante hi ho Marry mera ek lauta Ladki hay. Aur mera koi Beta nhi hay. Kal se tum mera business sambhaloge".......
Par Tabhi Tony ne ek Chaku nikala n Bola....:"Main ye Sadi hone nhi dunga......kyun ki ye Sara Poparty Mujhe chaiye" Bat Khatam kar ke hi Usne wo chaku Mr. Chopra ki chati pe ghusa dea....Tabhi Rony ne Mr. Chopra ki chati se wo chaku nikale ne ki koshis kya...........ParDarwaja khul gaya n Marry Khara hay Darwaja pe.
Tony:"Ye Tum ne kya kya Rony..? Mr. Chopra apna sara Poperty ek NGO ko dena chate the is lea tum iska khun kar dea..........." Marry uska Daddy ko ayse halat me dekh ke Apna hons kho dea.
Rony ko Police le gaya. Adalat me uske khilap Khun ki Mamla suru ho gaya......
Idhar Marry anath ho gaya. Wo sirf ro hi ja raha hay....wo soch vi nhi sakti thi ki jisko wo pyaar karti thi usne hi uska daddy ka khun kar dea.Tab Tony usko sadi ki proposal deta hay. Pahale wo man nhi rahi thi. Par sab ki samjhane me raji ho gaya....
Idhar khun ki sara sabut Rony pe hi ja raha tha......Chaku pe uska hi fingerprint...Tony ka jhuta bayan. Sabkuch sun ke Judge sahad Rony ko mujrim kar dea n Maut ki saja de dea.
Pahale pahale Rony bahut nurvus ho gaya tha. Is lea sabkuch khul ke bol nhi paya. Dhere Dhere wo khud ko strong kya.Par tabhi suna Tony ke sath Marry ki sadi ho raha hay. Wo bahut gussa ho gaya aur Jail Tod ke bhag gaya.....................
Marry Ki Sadi.....Bahut sare log aya hay.Pandit Sadi ki Mantra Pad raha hay. Atachnak unha pe Rony aa gaya.
Rony:"Ye Sadi ho nhi sakta......"
Par Rony ko dekh ke hi Marry ka Gussa aa gayi....Aur Boli:"Nalayak..Tu mera Daddy ko Khun kya Property ki lalaz mein......" Aur Tony ki baho me khud ko lipta dea.
Rony samajh gaya ki wo Marry ka Dil se nikal gaya...Ab Rony ki jaga Tony aa gaya.... Is lea Kuch bolne chaha ke vi Khomosh ho gaya.Rony soch raha tha ki ab agar wo sab sach bata deta hay to wo chut jayega...aur Tony wo 2224 number ki mujrim ki jagah pura karega. Par Marry ka kya hoga. Wo firse hurt ho jayega n Zaindagi se hi muh mor legi.
Rony:"Marry , Hamesha Khush Rahena........"..ye bolke Rony Ankh bandh karke baith gaya.......Aut do hat upar kar dea......Logo ne usko bahut pitai kya n Rassi se bandh ke Jail me de aya...........
Ab Firse Jailor ki Bato Me Rony Bastav me laut aya.......Tab Jailor Sab ne Bola...:"OK Young Man...Akhri Yatra ke lea Tayar ho jao......" Bat khatam hote hi Jailor Sab Roo dea.....
Rony:"Officer....Kash Dunia ke Sab Insan Aap jayse Hota. Aap ko mera Khun Maf kar dea....Par Sir Mera Aakhri Khoyaish ye hay ki Phansi ki waqt aap log mujhe 2224 number ki Dress nhi parana. Main ye chata hoon ki ye 2224 number firse kisi ki Life mein Na aye...."
25th December, Subha ki 7:30
Phanshi ki Jaga se ek Laas ko Niche laya gaya. Aur usko Kabar dea gaya. Kabar ki upar ek Bedi kya gaya.....Tab Jo wo Bedi bana rahe the usne Jailor Sab Se Puchha:"Sir , Iska Kya Gunah Likhhu?"
Jailor Sab:"Likho, Isne Sachhi Mohobbat Kya tha......."
Agle Din Jailor Sab Kam se Resign de dea.Jail se laut ane ki waqt Unho ne ek Mujrim ka Use kya hua ek Dress le Aya......Jiska Number hay 2224............
Written By : Subhrajoti Roy