Tari Yaden.......

Veeraan hai mehfil meri jab se tum gaye ho
Bujh gayi hai saari roshni jab se tum gaye ho
Andheron ke saaye mein hai rooh meri
Roshni ne chhora daaman jab se tum gaye ho.

Dil ki duniya khali hai tab se,jab se tum gaye ho
Sab aane se darte hain yahan,jab se tum gaye ho
Sheeshe mein dekhta hoon chehra apna to ro deta hoon
Kissi ne na poonche aansoo jab se tum gaye ho.

Khamosh ho chuki hai zubaan jab se tum gaye ho
Meri aankhon mein toote hue sapne kuch de gaye ho
Unhi sapno mein ab zindagi ki guzzar karta hoon
Us khawab ko toda nahin jab se tum gaye ho.

Dour jab tum mujh se ho to yeh khyal aata hai
Kya meri tarah tum bhi aahein bhar rahe ho
Phir jab aati hain mujhe hichkiyan
Yeh sochta hoon keh tum mujhe yaad kar rahe ho.

Zinda hoon main yahan to teri hi khatir
Ke maut bhi aati nahin hai jab se tum gaye ho
Akelapan hai bas ab mere saath
Khushiyan to tum se thien,tum unko le gaye


Written By : Subhrajoti Roy

2224........A True Love Story

time:Evening
Ek Jail me sab Mujhrim Line me khara hay. Jailor Sab sab Mujhrimo ka Number Chk kar raha hay.Wo Dekh raha hay ki koi mujrim missing to nhi hay........
"2224" Jailor Sab Pukara.....
Ek 21 sal ka ladka reply dea..Yes Sir....
Jailor Sab ek bar uske taraf dekha And Jailor Sab ki Chara ki rang Badal gaya.Wo aur us jaga pe Khara nhi rahe paya. Jane se Pahale Usne us "2224" number ki Mujrim ko bola thore der bad mera office me ake mujhse milo.........
Aj 24th Decembar.Pura Sahar X-Mas occation ki lea saj utha hay.Sirf Us Jail Me Khamoshi.....Sab jayse bahut Udas......
Jailor ab Uska office me Cilling ki taraf dekhraha tha Aur Kuch Soch raha tha. Thik usi time Wo 2224 no wala mujrim unke amne hazir ho gaya.Uko dekh ke Jailor sab usko bola...."Aao Rony, Mare Pas Ake Baitho"
Par Wo 2224 no ka Mujrim bola"Mr. Singh, Rony nam se dakne ki adhikar aapka nhi hay.....I Am only Ranbir Kapor "
Jailor:"Sorry Ranbir, Par tum kyun avi taq kyun Chup ho,Avi taq samay hay,tum sab sach bol do"
Ranbir:"Sach To Adalat me Prove ho gaya.....Aap aur kon sach janna chate ho?"
Jailor:"Beta ,Main aj 20 sal jailor ki post me hoon......Kon Mujrim nhi hay ye Kanun ki Ankh me na dekhe to vi main dekh sakta hoon. tumhara wo do ankhe bata raha hay tum mujrim nhi ho.Tum kyun dusro ko jurm ki saja khud le rahe ho.Tum firse Samaj me laut sakte ho........."
Ranbir:"Aap kis samaj me laut jane ki bat kar rahe ho.....us samaj me jo hatho se phool kar lea n uske jaga Handcug pahanya dea......! Agar laut vi jaun to ye 2224 number mera picha nhi chorega. Officer ye 2224 hi mera Parichai ho gaya.....Ab main sirf ek number ban gaya......"
Jailor:"Beta ye 2224 ko sab bhul jayega....jo asli mujrim hay usko ye number dela do. Sab tumhara ye Parichoy bhul jayega"
Ranbir:"Par Main kayse bhulunga Officer.....Ye number mera jeevan ka sabkuch chura lea hay, sare ummido ko khatam kar dea hay......mera Marry ko Chura lea hay...!!!!"
Ranbir aur kuch bil nhi paya......Khamosh ho gaya..........

{Flash Back}
Colleage Chutti hua.Kuch Ladka-Ladki ek sath gappe marte marte aa raha hay.Unlogo ko Piche Safed Dress me ek Anjel jaysa sundar ladki aa raha hay. Uska piche piche ek Ladka daur ke aya n bola......."Marry , tum aj itna age class se kyun nikal gaya?"
Marry:"Unha pe Sab ladki unlogo ka bf ko gift de raha hay. Main to mera Rony ko itna chota toufa nhi de sakta is lea unha se chala aya......."
Rony:"To tum tumhara bf ko kya doge?"
Tab mary , Rony ka gal me kiss kya n bola "Yeah"
Tabhi unlogo ka ek common frnd Tony aa gaya n bola:"Marry X-Mas to both of u"
Rony:"Same to u"
Tony:"Chal yr, sab milke kahi ghum ne chale"
Marry:"Good Idea...kya bolte ho Rony"
Rony:"Done"
Ladki logo ko ek Jeep me uthya gaya n Ladka log sab Bike pe.......Sab kuch thik hi tha. Sab bahut maje me tha. Par Suddenly Tony bike ko controll nhi kar paya n Rony ki Bike ko Jor se thok dea........Rony bahut buri tarika se jakham ho gaya.
sab Dosto Tony ko dantne lag gaye....Tab Rony ne bola:"Are Tony ne jan bujh ke thore hi kya, It's an Accident, Am ok now......bas thora aram ki zarurat hay"
Ayse hi kuch din bith gaya.Clg khatam ho gaya.....Rony n Marry ka sadi thik ho gaya.............
Par Tabhi ho gaya Wo Hadsha..........
Marry ka Dady ek kam ke lea Rony ko unke sath milne ko lea bola.Rony , Tony ko sath le ke Marry ka ghar aya.Tab Sham ki 8 baje........
Marry Ka Daddy Ka Nam Mr. Bijoy Chopra.....Short Mr. Chopra......
Mr . Chopra:"Beta Rony, tum Zaldi Regestry Kar lo.Kyun ki Main aur jada din is dunia me nhi hoon. Mujhe Cancer ho gaya.Is lea main tumko sab Kuch de ke Nischit ho jaunga.tum to jante hi ho Marry mera ek lauta Ladki hay. Aur mera koi Beta nhi hay. Kal se tum mera business sambhaloge".......
Par Tabhi Tony ne ek Chaku nikala n Bola....:"Main ye Sadi hone nhi dunga......kyun ki ye Sara Poparty Mujhe chaiye" Bat Khatam kar ke hi Usne wo chaku Mr. Chopra ki chati pe ghusa dea....Tabhi Rony ne Mr. Chopra ki chati se wo chaku nikale ne ki koshis kya...........ParDarwaja khul gaya n Marry Khara hay Darwaja pe.
Tony:"Ye Tum ne kya kya Rony..? Mr. Chopra apna sara Poperty ek NGO ko dena chate the is lea tum iska khun kar dea..........." Marry uska Daddy ko ayse halat me dekh ke Apna hons kho dea.
Rony ko Police le gaya. Adalat me uske khilap Khun ki Mamla suru ho gaya......
Idhar Marry anath ho gaya. Wo sirf ro hi ja raha hay....wo soch vi nhi sakti thi ki jisko wo pyaar karti thi usne hi uska daddy ka khun kar dea.Tab Tony usko sadi ki proposal deta hay. Pahale wo man nhi rahi thi. Par sab ki samjhane me raji ho gaya....
Idhar khun ki sara sabut Rony pe hi ja raha tha......Chaku pe uska hi fingerprint...Tony ka jhuta bayan. Sabkuch sun ke Judge sahad Rony ko mujrim kar dea n Maut ki saja de dea.
Pahale pahale Rony bahut nurvus ho gaya tha. Is lea sabkuch khul ke bol nhi paya. Dhere Dhere wo khud ko strong kya.Par tabhi suna Tony ke sath Marry ki sadi ho raha hay. Wo bahut gussa ho gaya aur Jail Tod ke bhag gaya.....................
Marry Ki Sadi.....Bahut sare log aya hay.Pandit Sadi ki Mantra Pad raha hay. Atachnak unha pe Rony aa gaya.
Rony:"Ye Sadi ho nhi sakta......"
Par Rony ko dekh ke hi Marry ka Gussa aa gayi....Aur Boli:"Nalayak..Tu mera Daddy ko Khun kya Property ki lalaz mein......" Aur Tony ki baho me khud ko lipta dea.
Rony samajh gaya ki wo Marry ka Dil se nikal gaya...Ab Rony ki jaga Tony aa gaya.... Is lea Kuch bolne chaha ke vi Khomosh ho gaya.Rony soch raha tha ki ab agar wo sab sach bata deta hay to wo chut jayega...aur Tony wo 2224 number ki mujrim ki jagah pura karega. Par Marry ka kya hoga. Wo firse hurt ho jayega n Zaindagi se hi muh mor legi.
Rony:"Marry , Hamesha Khush Rahena........"..ye bolke Rony Ankh bandh karke baith gaya.......Aut do hat upar kar dea......Logo ne usko bahut pitai kya n Rassi se bandh ke Jail me de aya...........

Ab Firse Jailor ki Bato Me Rony Bastav me laut aya.......Tab Jailor Sab ne Bola...:"OK Young Man...Akhri Yatra ke lea Tayar ho jao......" Bat khatam hote hi Jailor Sab Roo dea.....
Rony:"Officer....Kash Dunia ke Sab Insan Aap jayse Hota. Aap ko mera Khun Maf kar dea....Par Sir Mera Aakhri Khoyaish ye hay ki Phansi ki waqt aap log mujhe 2224 number ki Dress nhi parana. Main ye chata hoon ki ye 2224 number firse kisi ki Life mein Na aye...."

25th December, Subha ki 7:30
Phanshi ki Jaga se ek Laas ko Niche laya gaya. Aur usko Kabar dea gaya. Kabar ki upar ek Bedi kya gaya.....Tab Jo wo Bedi bana rahe the usne Jailor Sab Se Puchha:"Sir , Iska Kya Gunah Likhhu?"
Jailor Sab:"Likho, Isne Sachhi Mohobbat Kya tha......."
Agle Din Jailor Sab Kam se Resign de dea.Jail se laut ane ki waqt Unho ne ek Mujrim ka Use kya hua ek Dress le Aya......Jiska Number hay 2224............


Written By : Subhrajoti Roy

Maine kaha khush rah....

  

maine kaha dil se khush rah,
wo rota hi rah gaya,
kisa suna suna k ,
kud ko khota hi chala gaya,
kaisa mod aaya jindgi me,
ki raah hi bhul gaya,
naye rishte bana k ,
purano ko hi choot gaya,
kya kah k hum kisi ko saja de,
isme kiska kya kasoor,
dil to dil hai masoom sa ,
is me dil ka kya kasoor..


Written By :Preety Sirka

it's Sad....

Its sad how people you know become people you knew
its sad how you think you cant grow but you already grew
its sad how you can start over when your young but not old
its sad how you say were friends but you act so cold
its sad how people are here but tomorrow theyll be gone
its sad how friendships dont last forever but they last very long
its sad how people dont think and make so many mistakes
its sad how your bestfriend was someone so fake
the saddest part of all is we live like this for eternity
but the saddest part of all is this is the life to be.

Written By : Mrs. Preety Sirka

Pyaar Zindagi Banata bhi hai aur bigadta bhi hai.

Ye ek sacchi kahani hai....ek chote se gaon me pala bada sheher ki kisi ladki se pyaar kar baitha....

Raj, ek chote se gao mei pala badha ladka...usko kabhi padhayi mei dhyaan nahi tha...use bas masti, khela, ghoomna pasand tha...jaise taise karke colge ki final year tak pohoch gaya...final year ke examz khatam ho gaye...result aana abhi baaki tha...aage ki padhayi ke liye Mum Dad ne usko sheher bheja...koi entrance exam ke preparation k liye gaya tha...usne pehli baar utna bada sheher dekha tha...waha ke log, chaka chound dekh kar wo heraan tha...kuch din beet gaye...padhayi kam ghoomna jyada tha...do chor dost bana liye din bhar sheher mei ghoom ta...ek shaam ko achanak uski zindagi ne karvat lee..Saamne k makan mai ek ladki(Aisha)....Jaise hi us par nazar padi usko kuch khaas laga usme...kisi na kisi tarah usse pehchan bana li...Bahar milna, phone par baatein karna, aise kuch aur din beet gayi...Aisha ka result aa gaya...usne 10 ka exam diya tha...83%...Raj sunkar dang reh gaya...wo sonchne laga ki agar uski padhayi ke baare mei Aisha ko pata chal to wo shayad baat karna chorde....usne bhi padhna shuru kiya...uska entrace bhi ho gaya...Usne entrance to bohot acche rank se clear kar liya par college mei Fail ho gaya...usko kuch samajh nahi aaya...Mum Dad ne use Apne relatives k ghar bhej diya...tab se usko Aisha se milna bandh...kuch din beet gaye...Raj ko Aisha ki kaami mehsoos hone lagi...wo tadap raha tha uske liye...Din raat uski yaadon mei khoya rehta tha...Usko har waqt wahi 4 mahine yaad the jisme wo hamesha Aisha se milta tha...Kisina kisi tarah 1 saal baad wo wapas sheher aaata hai aur ek collage mei admission leta hai...par ab usko Aisha ko dhoond naa tha...Che mane tak dhoondhta raha...kahi nahi mili...ab ek internet hi zariya thauske baare mei jaane kaa...Use dhoond nikaalta hai aur usko apni halat batata hai...Par Aisha kuch bhi maanne ko tayar nahi thi...kyuki wo pyaar ke liye tayaar nahi thi...wo abhi choti thi...maane manane mei ek aur saal beet jata hai...utne mei koi aur(Abhi) bhi Aisha ko propose karta hai...use bhi wahi jawab milta hai..."Im not ready for all this"...yaha Raj abhi bhi Aisha ko manane mei pada hai...is tarah Raj ke 3 saal padhai khatam ho jaati hai...ab wo apni naukri ki talash mei hai...udhar abhi sheher chorke chala jaata hai...par jaate jaate phir se Aisha ko apne pyaar ke baare mein batatahai...Yaha Raj ko kahi Naukri nahi milti...Raj aaj bhi Aisha se baatein karta hai milta hai....Achaanak ek din Raj ka dil toot jaata hai...Aisha ko Abhi ki kami mehsus hoti hai...Raj Aisha ko bohot samjhata hai..par Aisha nahi maanti...Is tarah 3 mahine aur beetjate hai...Achanak Abhi Wapas aata hai...aaj kal Aisha Raj se jyada baat nahi karti...Raj ko Kuch samajh nahi aata...Wo sonchne lagta hai ki wo shayad Abhi ko Chane lagi hai....Raj ab Behal pada hai....

"Pyaar Zindagi Banata bhi hai aur bigadta bhi hai.."


Written By : Ankit Patel

Intezaar......

 

Na Inkaar kiya
Na Ikraar kiya
Phir bi pyar kaarliya

Na tumain chaha
Na tumain manga
Phir bi apnaaliya

Na zindagi rukhi
Na saas chootih
Phir bi duniya badal gahi

Na jeete hain
Na marte hain
Tumare intezaar main pal guzaar te hain......

 

Written By : Pinky Walia(Pink's) 

#########Test for Idiocy #########

B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:
I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!


Written By : Manmeet Kaur

************A KIDS Confessions!******************

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday. Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.


Letter 1

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.


Letter 2

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.


Letter 3

Dear God,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.


Letter 4

God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you,

Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.


Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!!


Written By : Manmeet Kaur