Good humor...if u understand

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Some Company.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email".

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Some Company!"


Written By : Shyama

Worth Readin

what is the cube of 13?
Its:SUROOR
wonderng how?
thts bcoz.....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Aaila!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige guess y??
they gave a solid reason Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

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6 ) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students

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9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down



DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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ok whats the opp of venky's..



venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


' Come ' palakrishnan.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?



because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nops

salt nopes

think

think

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei........

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits,what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?

think
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socho socho
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the answer is
They Both Are Not a Banana!



Written By : Shyama

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION.............

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION , ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME - WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

And The Winners are :

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

Written By : Dr.Nevita Nayda