Worth Readin

what is the cube of 13?
Its:SUROOR
wonderng how?
thts bcoz.....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Aaila!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige guess y??
they gave a solid reason Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

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6 ) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students

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9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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ok whats the opp of venky's..



venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


' Come ' palakrishnan.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?



because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nops

salt nopes

think

think

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei........

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits,what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?

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socho socho
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the answer is
They Both Are Not a Banana!



Written By : Shyama