############# ADAAT##############

Tanhayion main jeene ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Ab hamein gummo ko pine ki aadat ho gayi hai.

Yeh duniyan deti hai zhakham humein
Apne zhakhamo ko sehne ki aadat ho gayi hai

Roz unse milne ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Jaante hai wo nhi mile ge raho main
Phir bhi unki galliyon se gujarne ki aadat ho gayi hai
Vo chod chale hai humein is jagah se
Ab unki yaad main jeene ki aadat ho gayi hai

Vo humein kasam khila gaye the na rone ki
Ab to aansu pine ki aadat ho gayi hai

Mar rahe hai hum unki yaad main har pal
Ab pal pal marne ki aadat ho gayi hai

Na jaane kab wo humein apne pass bulayege
Issi intzaar ki ab to aadat ho gayi hai.


Written By : Manmeet Kaur

.............Sacha Dost Koun..................

.
Zindagi ke har safar par

bahut utaar chadaav aate hai

log aate hai dekhte hai

muskurate hai or chale jate hai

lekin sache dost wohi kehlate hai

jo door reh kar bhi apna farz nibhate hai...................


Written By : Manmeet Kaur

11 rules of life...gr8 if understood........

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.





2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.





3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.







4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.







5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone.







6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.







7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you want to do.







8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.







9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.







10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.







11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.


Written By : Shyama

Worth Readin

what is the cube of 13?
Its:SUROOR
wonderng how?
thts bcoz.....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Aaila!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige guess y??
they gave a solid reason Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

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6 ) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students

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9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down



DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
.....
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....
.......



okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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ok whats the opp of venky's..



venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


' Come ' palakrishnan.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?



because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nops

salt nopes

think

think

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei........

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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...
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits,what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?

think
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socho socho
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the answer is
They Both Are Not a Banana!



Written By : Shyama

Geometric luv lettr

MY DEAR LUV,
YSTRDY I WAS PASSING BY UR RECTANGULAR HOUSE IN TRIGONOMETRIC LANE.....
THERE I SAW U WIT UR CUT CIRCULAR FACE,CONICAL NOSE AND SPHERICAL EYZ.......
today u wer looking
tan c/sin c
=sin c/cos c.sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c
b4 seein u my heart was a null set ,
but wen a vector of magnitude 4m ue eyes deviated of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it diffrentiated.......
my love 4 u is a quadratic equation with real roots,
wch only u can solve by making it a simple equation.......


Written By : Shyama

##########A modern student##############

With skin tight jeans and puffed up hair,
a modern student roams here and there.

he loves to keep his hair fully dry,
and puffs out cigarette smoke to the sky.

he talks of pictures whole day long,
always humming some disco song.

the colz is just his picnic place,
where he passes his time without grace.

never does he bother to attend the class,
but is fond of gossips and rude remarks.

he plays deliberately some movie band,
holding a mobile phone in his hand.

he doesn't care whether a sister or a brother,
continous to abuse one another.

in the teenage ,he used to have a girlfriend,
nobody knows ,from where he takes the money to spend.

notes,he never prepares from his book,
only needs a degree by hook or by crook.

remember oh! modern student,
education is to make u decent and noble,
entangle not in things insipid and ignoble.


Written By : Manmeet Kaur

tots/collection....

1]wat is the diffrence between fine n tax?
a fine is tax 4 doing wrong
a tax is a fine for doing well

2]if u can solve ur problem,
thn wtz d need f worrying?

if u cnt solve it ,
thn wtz d use f worryin?
think again

3]easily achieved things do not stay longer
things wch stay longer r nt easily achieved

4]u hv 2 options in lyf......
ACCEPT/CHANGE
so ACCEPT wat u cant change
OR
CHANGE wat u cant accept

5]hope n end both r unavoidable realities f lyf
bt v do hv a choice....v cn live lyf either as a
HOPELESS END
OR
as an ENDLESS HOPE

6]hardwork is like steps........
luck is like lift.......
at sumtym possibly lift may fail......
but
steps vl alwz tke u 2 d top{^_^}


Written By : Shyama

read it....

heart of boys is lyk a temple......


holy..
truthful........
pure....




dtz y wen boys say i love u,........




gals remove dier sandals:):):)!!!!!!


Written By : Shyama

lolllzzz..read it

friend......:Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"


student:....Nahe pata



friend:i"ll xplain...




student:ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho......




to use kehte hain ........




auto_mein_takli


Written By : Shyama

.........if u want.............

If u want to live,
live a simple and pure life.
if u want to win,
win the hearts of others.
if u want to see,
see towards ur future.
if u want to love,
love ur motherland.
if u want to seek,
seek ur aim.
if u want to leave,
leave ur bad habbits.
if u want to do something,
do something for others.
if u want to follow,
follow good paths.
if u want to be proud,
proud up on ur country.....................


Written By : Manmeet Kaur

*********************hope************************

I know i can't fly
but still i want to try

i know i can't reach the sun
but thinking about it is always fun

i know i can't always win
but trying to win isn't a sin

i know i can't be the best
but it does not allow me to rest

i know i can't get love from everyone
but i am happy to be loved by at least someone

i know i can't do magic
but i don't think it's so tragic

i know i can't get light everywhere
but finding ways in the dark i do dare

i know things may go wrong
but then it won't last for too long

i know today is full of sorrows
but then i'll wait for happy tomorrows..............


Written By : Manmeet Kaur